Spoof E-mails

Hawkeye · by **Hawkeye** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:11 pm

Just got this in my Junk E-mail folder, it's a great read...... :lol:

Dear sir,
Greetings!
It is indeed my pleasure to write you this letter, which I believe will be a
surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply sorry if I have in
any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual manner of
contacting you, but this particular letter is of exceptional and very private
nature. There is absolutely going to be a great doubt and distrust in your heart
in respect of this email, coupled with the fact that, so many individuals have
taken possession of the Internet to facilitate their nefarious deeds, thereby
making it extremely difficult for genuine and legitimate business class persons
to get attention and recognition. There is no way for me to know whether I will
be properly understood, but it is my duty to write and reach out to you.
I head a four-man Committee on Debt Reconciliation at the Ministry of Petroleum
Resources, where I am also a Director of Project Implementation. In recent past,
we have carefully arranged a contract with a foreign firm, in which the cost was
over-invoiced deliberately to favour us. Now, we want to get the funds out of
the apex bank into your provided account within one week from now, and a
percentage (20%) will be given to you for your assistance and efforts. The
amount we are about transferring is totaled at US$16,500,000.00.
Also, there is the need for you to know that, we shall be sending you upon
commencement, some amount that will be used in taking care of some expenses, as
well as settling some taxes here, which you shall handle personally, so there
are absolutely no bills to be paid by you in the course of the transfer.
We have set aside funds to offset whatever bills that crop up in the event of
transfer. You will certainly ask yourself how consequential this letter is.
Indeed, is it not surprising to receive such a letter seeking immediate
assistance? This is why today I am making you a non-binding, unrestricted offer,
to bring us close into mutual understanding and cooperation now, and in the near
future.
Trust is definitely the most noble trait in the world, and I urge you to trust
my sincerity and the word of a simple and humble person of faith, who is willing
to accomplish the task of doing business with you. It is up to you to decide
whether this letter deserves your trust and confidentiality.
And if indeed it does, please communicate to me your Convincing Honesty,
Trustworthiness and Willingness to abide by the requirements of this proposal
paramount of which is CONFIDENTIALITY.
Upon receipt of the above, I shall communicate with you, and let you know the
details of the transfer. Whatever your actions and your decision, I thank you
for taking the time to read this email.
Best personal regards.
Badmus Alao

CaptainHaz · by **CaptainHaz** » Sun Nov 06, 2005 4:39 pm

they are just so generous to choose you for that offer Hawk :rolleyes:

i hate them ones

Liability · by **Liability** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 10:33 pm

lol could you trust a guy with the name Badmus Alao? :lol:

Hawkeye · by **Hawkeye** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 6:15 am

Batch No: WD18/0105/05RN
Your Ref: UKNL/255457014/05
Our Ref: UK-NL/0717/05

UK OVERSEAS LOTTERY FINAL NOTIFICATION

Dear Lucky Winner,

RE: BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION We are pleased to notify you officially of the result of the Lottery Winners International programs held on the 27th of September 2005 as part of our promotional programs for the year 2005. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 77007742781005-18721 with reference number 414-3721060 drew winning numbers 7-00-71-00-66-49 and credited to batch number 121cfc, which consequently won in the 3rd category via our electronic ticket as stated above. You have therefore been approved for a pay out of £1,800,000.00 (One Million Eight Hundred Thousand Pounds).

The Total funds have now been deposited and insured with our affiliate security firm (Bank) for transfer into your nominated bank account either by means of wire transfers through any of our correspondent banks or any other means suitable to you. We also advice that you keep your winning information very confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this program by some individuals. All participants were selected through a random computer ballot system drawn from over 800,000 company and 1,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place annually and we hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next year £20 Million Pounds International Lottery.

This lottery is promoted and sponsored by software corporations and other private organizations to help individuals generate fortunes which would encourage them to expand their business frontiers thereby creating more opportunities and assisting with humanitarian concerns within their immediate environment. Please Note that winnings must be claimed not later than 26th of December 2005. After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in our subsequent program coming up later in 2005. In order to avoid complications always quote your reference number in all correspondence. Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform us as soon as possible. Congratulations from our organization and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

To file for your claim, please fill the attached form and send it to officer in charge of the Verification Department

Mrs. Helen Smith. Email address: prolineloto@sify.com

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. SOPHIE ANDERSON
Director. International Promotions Unit,
UK OVERSEAS PROMOTIONAL LOTTERY,
Airport Hale Rd Hale barns
Altrincham Cheshire WA15 8XW UK

=========================================================================
APPLICATION FOR PRIZE CLAIM FORM - E

[FULL NAME OF
WINNER]...........................................................................................
ADDRESS].......................................................................................

[COUNTRY/ REGION].....................................................................
[STATE]............................................................................................

[DATE OF BIRTH].........../.............../................. [SEX].......... .........

[OCCUPATION]................................................................................

[CURRENT EMAIL]..........................................................................
[TEL/FAX]..................................[MOBILE].......................................................

=========================================================================
WINNING INFORMATION
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
[TICKET NUMBER]..................................................................................................

[YOUR REF NUMBER].............................................................................................

[PRIZE WON]............................................................................................................
[DATE]..................................
=========================================================================
CLAIMANT SIGNATORY DECLARATION

I ..................................... Declare as the lotto prizewinner that all information I have provided for my winning claims is true and correct information of myself. I agree with the OVERSEAS INTERNATIONAL lottery policy and regulation in line with my lottery claims.
=========================================================================
Please indicate (X) for the option you want your prize remitted to you.
Listed below is our payment modalities and option of payment.

(1) TRAVELLING TO THE UK FOR PRIZE COLLECTION:
[…………]
(2) BY COURIER DELIVERY OF YOUR PRIZE CHEQUE:
[…………]

(3) BY TELEGRAPHICH WIRE TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.

[…………]

Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality and press anonymity. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims.

CONGRATULATIONS

seffy · by **seffy** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:33 pm

I think people just like picking on you dude. Either that, or you go on some really dodgy sites. :lol:

Liability · by **Liability** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:27 pm

seffy wrote:I think people just like picking on you dude. Either that, or you go on some really dodgy sites.

lol with a name like 'Hawkeye' you'd assume they'd leave him alone.... :lol:

Hawkeye · by **Hawkeye** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:51 pm

EUROPEAN LOTTERY
(IN AFFILIATION WITH LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS)
5TH FLOOR
1 CANADA SQUARE
CANARY WHARF
LONDON
E14 2HJ
06 12 2005

FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
EUROPEAN SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTIONS
REF NO: AL/9800/145700/05
BATCH NO: 57214/0013/1AL

Dear Winner,

RE: NOTIFICATION TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE MONEY OF ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS

We are pleased to inform you of the results of the EUROPEAN LOTTERY
International sweepstakes promotion program, sponsored by LONDON 2012
COMMISSION, held on the 2nd December, 2005 in London, United Kingdom. Your email
address attached to ticket number 566-114658 with serial number 760115-04 drew
the lucky numbers 09-23-65-11-45, which consequently won the lottery in the
second category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of $USD
100,000.00 (One Hundred thousand US Dollars only) in cash credited to the file
with reference number AL/9800/145700/05.
Due to the mix up of some numbers and addresses, we ask that you keep this from
public notice until your claim has been processed and your cheque delivered as
part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking
advantage of this program by participants.

It is important to clarify that you may not have bought a lottery ticket as all
participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn electronically
from 25,000,000 e-mail addresses from UK, Asia, Europe, Middle East, and America
as part of LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS promotions program. We hope that with a part of
your price, you will take part in our end of year HIGHSTAKE USD$1million
international lottery.

Since we do not deal directly with the public, this notice has been forwarded to
our licensed and bonded European Agency. They will assist you in the claim
process, since you do not reside in the UK. You will be required to contact your
claims agent MR SAMUEL DUKE (Foreign Services Manager) SPREAD BOND & SECURITIES
FINANCE on Tel: +44 772 251 9850 or DUKESAMY@Z6.COM for the processing of your
winnings. You will be required to procure also an avidavit clearance certificate
from the city high court in Ireland.

Remember all prize money must be claimed not later than the 12th of December
2005. After this date all funds will be returned to LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS as
unclaimed and will be recycled into the next year's promotion program.

In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please remember to quote
your ticket and reference numbers in every correspondence to either your agent
or us. Furthermore, should there be any change of your details please do not
fail to inform us as soon as possible.

Congratulations once again from all members of our staff and thank you for being
part of our promotions programme.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs Monica Owen

Vice President

CaptainHaz · by **CaptainHaz** » Wed Dec 07, 2005 6:02 pm

they really like u dont they

Spawn_Of_Anubis · by **Spawn_Of_Anubis** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 5:28 pm

I've got some fun "conframation" emails that are for services I have already joined. When selecting the text in the email I discovered in white writing invisible to me was a sort of contract saying by conferming I was acknowledging the purchase of a rowlex! :mad:

Hawkeye · by **Hawkeye** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:24 pm

Batch No: WD18/0105/05RN
Your Ref: UKNL/255457014/05
Our Ref: UK-NL/0717/05

UK OVERSEAS LOTTERY NOTIFICATION
Dear Lucky Winner,

SUBJECT: AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We are pleased to notify you officially of the result of the Lottery programs held on the 27th of November 2005 as part of our promotional Olympic programs for the year 2012. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 77007742781005-18721 with reference number 414-3721060 drew winning numbers 7-00-71-00-66-49 and credited to batch number 121cfc, which consequently won in the 3rd category via our electronic ticket as stated above. You have therefore been approved for a pay out of Â£1,800,000.00 (One Million Eight Hundred British Thousand Pounds Sterlings).

THE PROGRAM WAS HELD BY THE BIGBIG LOTTO THE LEADING LOTTERY ORGANISATION WORLDWIDE IN ASSOCIATION WITH OINK WEBSITE UNITED KINGDOM.
OUR COMPUTER BALLOT QUALIFIED YOU AS ONE OF THE WINNER OF THE SUM OF
Â£ 1,800,000.00
(ONE MILLION EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND POUND STERLINGS)

We also advice that you keep your winning information very confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double claims/impersonation and unwarranted abuse of this program by some individuals. All participants were selected through a random computer ballot system drawn from over 800,000 company and 1,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.

Please NOTE that this program is being sponsored by the LONDON OLYMPIC HOSTING COMMITTEE under the supervision of the THE BIGBIG LOTTO AND THE OINK WEBSITE, to create awareness for the WORLD OLYMPIC GAMES TAKING PLACE IN LONDON IN THE YEAR 2012.

To file for your claim, please fill the attached form and send it to officer in charge of the Verification Department
Mrs. Helen Smith.
Email address: prolineloto35@sify.com
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. SOPHIE ANDERSON
Director. International Lottery Unit,
THE BIGBIG LOTTERY AND OINK COMPANY,
UNITED KINGDOM
=========================================================================
APPLICATION FOR PRIZE CLAIM FORM - E
[FULL NAME OF
WINNER]...........................................................................................
ADDRESS].......................................................................................
[COUNTRY/ REGION].....................................................................
[STATE]............................................................................................
[DATE OF BIRTH].........../.............../................. [SEX].......... .........
[OCCUPATION]................................................................................
[CURRENT EMAIL]..........................................................................
[TEL/FAX]..................................[MOBILE].......................................................
=========================================================================
WINNING INFORMATION
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
[TICKET NUMBER]..................................................................................................
[YOUR REF NUMBER].............................................................................................
[PRIZE WON]............................................................................................................
[DATE]..................................
=========================================================================
CLAIMANT SIGNATORY DECLARATION

I ..................................... Declare as the lotto prizewinner that all information I have provided for my winning claims is true and correct information of myself. I agree with the OVERSEAS INTERNATIONAL lottery policy and regulation in line with my lottery claims.
=========================================================================
Please indicate (X) for the option you want your prize remitted to you.
Listed below is our payment modalities and option of payment.

(1) TRAVELLING TO THE UK FOR PRIZE COLLECTION:
[ ]
(2) BY COURIER DELIVERY OF YOUR PRIZE CHEQUE:
[ ]
(3) BY TELEGRAPHICH WIRE TRANSFER TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT.
[ ]
Our winners are assured of the utmost standards of confidentiality and press anonymity. Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims.
CONGRATULATIONS

Liability · by **Liability** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 7:08 pm

Hawkeye wrote:...To file for your claim, please fill the attached form and send it to officer in charge of the Verification Department
Mrs. Helen Smith.
Email address: prolineloto35@sify.com
Sincerely yours,
Mrs. SOPHIE ANDERSON

lol doesn't that email address sound familiar.... sify....seffy

and Anderson....Gillian Anderson perhaps? :lol: